GREATEST COBRA EVER
Think about it, GIJoe comes attacking, and everybody else in Cobra scrambles to get their guns, or their tanks, or their trubble bubbles. Big Boa sees the jets, the paratroopers, the jeeps and tanks, the thousands of well trained soldiers and thinks, “whoah! I’d better get my boxing gloves. I wanna give these fools a chance.” He’s the only character whose accessories WEAKEN him. He doesn’t need a gun. What he needs is something to draw the fight out so he doesn’t get bored!
tldr; Apparently, for Big Boa, bare-fist butt-kicking a tank is a little too easy.
Okay, I’ll give you this. Let’s create a hypothetical situation, here. He’s training Cobra soldiers, who obviously need to know how to fight tanks.
“Welcome back trainees. Today we are going to learn how to fight tanks. Somebody get me my boxing gloves.”
The force is strong in this one.
